Meet Hitler’s father.

18 December, 2008

Where do I begin?

First of all, unless these kids are being enrolled in an education system exclusively for white supremacists, it is going to be Hell on earth for all three. Second of all, in addition to Adolf Hitler Campbell, there is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Favoritism much? It’s hard enough growing up with siblings but when one of them has been named after the psychotic despot you have been taught to idolize…that’s a little too rough.

I feel bad about the birthday cake incident, though. It’s like the kids in the Westboro Baptist Church. They will know no other way of thinking. Brainwashing at its worst. Still, it’s Hitler’s dad. Hitler’s dad. And he looks like a fetus.



3 Responses to “Meet Hitler’s father.”

  1. Cris Cohen said

    What if they softened his name by adding “Lucifer” to it?

  2. Noah said

    Hmm I’d be happier if they gave one of the other kids Lucifer. Just to even things out.

  3. Tom Sutpen said

    The Lehigh Valley paper left out my favorite part of the story:

    While the folks at Shop-Rite blanched at honoring the Fuhrer, even indirectly, the upstanding, principled souls at the local Wal-Mart . . . which won’t sell certain CDs unless they’ve been pre-sanitized, and no doubt treats its workers like replacable piston rods . . . had no such qualms whatsoever.

    Free Speech, maaaan. It’s a beautiful thing.

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